The Trident Fish Bar has topped Swindon's Tripadvisor chippy league, prompting some diners to describe portions they apparently could not finish and others to ask whether that is really a point in its favour.
Officials say the campaign has real momentum, which is more than can be said for anyone trying to cross the pitch at half time without checking their studs.
Citifaith International Church hopes to raise £145,000 to buy The Savoy on Regent Street, in a transaction that will require either divine intervention or a very generous bank.
Dobbies Swindon offers five Nordmann Firs to local schools and nurseries, prompting what is understood to be the most competitive application process in Wiltshire since the last Ofsted inspection.