Six digital advertising totems are proposed for the Swindon Designer Outlet, in what planners are being asked to treat as a delicate matter of heritage rather than, say, a big telly on a stick.
A plan for 11 lock ups behind Newport Street has been withdrawn amid fears that anything built to keep things safe might also help someone climb into next door's garden.
Plans for a new bakery on Cheney Manor Industrial Estate raise the question nobody asked: is there a ceiling on sausage rolls, and if so, has Swindon found it yet.
Officers conclude enforcement would be pointless against a thing that had already happened, a principle residents now hope to apply to extensions, hedges and Gary Tench's expense claims.
Swindon Council to decide whether a building that once hummed with microprocessors can now hum with Radio 2 and the occasional argument about recycling.
Plans for Walnut Court in Kembrey Park would see the former utility headquarters converted into homes, with sixteen bins, 177 parking spaces and, locals suspect, unusually good plumbing.