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The Old Town Crier

Swindon's news, as it very nearly happened


Edition No. 31 Weather: Fog on the Magic Roundabout, confusion elsewhere. Price: free, and worth every penny

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Sport

Results, fixtures and the quiet dignity of the away end.


Swindon Town players marked out of ten after Rochdale defeat, rest of town braced for own report card

A newspaper tradition of rating footballers out of ten after every game has, reporters fear, nowhere left to go but outward.