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The Old Town Crier

Swindon's news, as it very nearly happened


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Swindon local guides

Practical guides to local places, population and travel, with links to the organisations that can confirm current details. These pages are separate from our clearly labelled satire.


How to use these guides

Venue details, events and travel conditions can change. Each guide links to relevant official or primary sources; check those sources before making plans. The Old Town Crier's news articles are satire, not live service updates.