Watchdog confirms Swindon council followed the rules perfectly while a teenager's attendance fell to 65 per cent, which is apparently a different question entirely.
Swindon Borough Council confirms it is taking a measured, evidence led approach to lorries that are neither measured nor particularly evidence led about where they park.
Swindon Borough Council considers giving electric car owners their own dedicated groove in the pavement, so the rest of us can go back to tripping over dog leads like God intended.
Officers conclude enforcement would be pointless against a thing that had already happened, a principle residents now hope to apply to extensions, hedges and Gary Tench's expense claims.