A plan for 11 lock ups behind Newport Street has been withdrawn amid fears that anything built to keep things safe might also help someone climb into next door's garden.
The Trident Fish Bar has topped Swindon's Tripadvisor chippy league, prompting some diners to describe portions they apparently could not finish and others to ask whether that is really a point in its favour.
The K9 Resort on Marlborough Road says demand has arrived from Cardiff and Plymouth, prompting a new ramp, an automatic filtration system, and quite possibly a waiting list.
Swindon Council to decide whether a building that once hummed with microprocessors can now hum with Radio 2 and the occasional argument about recycling.
Auctioneers insist a strip of tarmac behind Wootton Bassett Road could become an EV charging hub, a storage depot, or, failing that, still just a back lane.
Despite a full road closure, a six foot sign, and a crater you could lose a Nationwide branch in, motorists keep turning up like it is a tourist attraction with a car park at the end.
Christ Church Community Centre braces for the kind of security normally reserved for a film premiere, minus the red carpet, the champagne, and the actual Spider-Man.
Citifaith International Church hopes to raise £145,000 to buy The Savoy on Regent Street, in a transaction that will require either divine intervention or a very generous bank.