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The Old Town Crier

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Edition No. 31 Weather: Fog on the Magic Roundabout, confusion elsewhere. Price: free, and worth every penny

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Swindon reaches rare unanimous consensus over value for a 24 hour McDonald's

Residents of Shaw Ridge set aside decades of differences to agree that chicken nuggets at 3am represent genuine civic progress.