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The Old Town Crier

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Local news matters, but everyday life can be absurd. We turn selected local stories into clearly labelled satire to give readers a reason to smile. Each story links to its source, so you can check what really happened. We make comedy, not a replacement for local reporting, and leave tragedies and the people affected by them alone.

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The Old Town Crier is a satirical newspaper for Swindon and Wiltshire. Browse the latest Swindon news, including Swindon town centre news and stories from Old Town Swindon, or use our separately labelled local guides for practical information about places, population and travel. Every comic news story links to its original source.

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