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The Old Town Crier

Swindon's news, as it very nearly happened


Edition No. 31 Weather: Fog on the Magic Roundabout, confusion elsewhere. Price: free, and worth every penny

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Burst water main turns busy Swindon road into unofficial lake, ducks seen scouting location

Thames Water says normal service will resume once the carriageway stops auditioning for a job as a wetland nature reserve.