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The Old Town Crier

Swindon's news, as it very nearly happened


Edition No. 31 Weather: Fog on the Magic Roundabout, confusion elsewhere. Price: free, and worth every penny

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Old Town estate agent replaced by darts shop, as house prices to be read out by a man in a waistcoat

Residents say a two-bed terrace off Wood Street has never sounded so exciting.