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Family Life

Vue Swindon unveils half term film line-up, offering parents two hours of legally sanctioned darkness

Monster Mia, Wildwood, a mad scientist sheep and a volcano full of dinosaurs are among the distractions on offer, snacks sold separately and parental sanity included at no extra charge.