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The Old Town Crier

Swindon's news, as it very nearly happened


Edition No. 31 Weather: Fog on the Magic Roundabout, confusion elsewhere. Price: free, and worth every penny

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Designer Outlet noodle bar gives free spring rolls to anyone called Gregg, Swindon braces for queue of men proving their own names

Chopstix's identity based lunch offer has already prompted one Area Manager to describe himself as 'Gregg adjacent'.