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The Old Town Crier

Swindon's news, as it very nearly happened


Edition No. 31 Weather: Fog on the Magic Roundabout, confusion elsewhere. Price: free, and worth every penny

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Planning

Council grants retrospective permission to car wash that had already granted itself permission

Officers conclude enforcement would be pointless against a thing that had already happened, a principle residents now hope to apply to extensions, hedges and Gary Tench's expense claims.